Un tanar preot trebuia sa tina prima lui slujba, drept pentru care era extrem de emotionat, chiar simtea panica. Atunci, superiorul lui, Episcopul, vazandu-l atat de stresat, l-a sfatuit ca inainte sa se urce in amvon pentru predica, sa puna un paharel de vodca in paharul cu apa, ca sa se relaxeze si sa aiba curaj. Preotului i-a mers nemaipomenit in prima lui slujba, dar cind a ajuns acasa a gasit pe masa o mica scrisoare din partea Episcopului in care zicea:
"Draga Parinte, Fiule,
Ma bucur foarte mult ca ti-a mers atit de bine in prima ta slujba si ca ai tinut cont de sfatul pe care ti l-am dat, dar trebuie sa-ti fac anumite observatii:
1. Din acel pahar cu apa trebuie sa iei mici sorbituri nu sa-l dai pe gat dintr-o data.
2. In acel pahar cu apa nu se pune nici gheata, nici felii de lamaie. In plus, eu ti-am spus sa pui putina vodca in paharul cu apa, nu invers...
3. Nu se foloseste Biblia ca suport pentru pahar.
4. Nu poti sa te stergi la gura cu sutana.
5. Poruncile lui Dumnezeu sunt 10 nu 12.
6. Iar apostolii sunt 12 nu 10.
7. Cand vorbesti despre cruce nu poti sa spui ca e acel T mare de deasupra altarului.
8. Cand vorbesti despre Isus si apostoli, nu poti spune ca e "Fiul si banda lui".
9. David l-a invins pe Goliat cu o prastie si o piatra, nu poti sa spui ca "i-a zburat curul cu dinamita"...
10. Cand vorbesti despre Iuda, nu poti sa-l numesti "bulangiu".
11. Tatal, Fiul si Sfantul Duh nu sunt Batranul, Juniorul si Stafia...
12. Nu e frumos sa-l numesti pe Papa - "Nasul".
13. Faraonul i-a trimis pe evrei in pribegie, nu in p...a ma-sii.
14. Eva i-a dat lui Adam un mar, nu i-a cedat...
15. Magdalena a fost o pacatoasa nu o curva.
16. Initiativa de a invita publicul sa aplaude a fost buna, dar a fost exagerat sa-l inviti sa danseze Macarena, sa faca trenuletul si sa o inviti pe Sora Daniela sa faca striptease.
17. Apa sfintita se foloseste pentru a binecuvinta, nu pt. a-ti racori ceafa.
18. "Casuta" aia este confesionalul, nu toaleta.
19. Pasticul se distribuie crestinilor fara Nutella.
20. Cel de pe cruce era Iisus Cristos si nu Che Guevarra.
21. Pacatosii, cand mor, se duc in Infern, nu in aia ma-sii.
22. Vezi sa ai mereu chilotii pe tine si, cind e cald, evita sa-ti faci aer cu sutana.
23. Iti amintesc ca slujba trebuie sa dureze circa 1 ora si nu doua reprize de 45 de minute fiecare, iar cel care era asezat langa tine si pe care l-ai numit "travestit cu fusta rosie" eram eu... In rest a fost bine".
Monday, June 20, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Smiley - Dream Girl
I'm sitting alone, drinking alcohol
Writing a song about you
I know it's so sad, maybe even mad
But I know what you do behind my back
x2 You say that you in love, in love with me
But know that you lie to me
Ref x2
My dream girl is gone now and the story goes on
So, what can I do with my life without you?
You're nothing but a hope always ready to go
You sold your soul for a little dote
And I can not understand how we could be friends
Let go of my hand, this is where it ends
2x: So you say that you in love, in love with me
But know that I lie to me
2x: My dream girl is gone now and the story goes on
So, what can I do with my life wïthout you?
Writing a song about you
I know it's so sad, maybe even mad
But I know what you do behind my back
x2 You say that you in love, in love with me
But know that you lie to me
Ref x2
My dream girl is gone now and the story goes on
So, what can I do with my life without you?
You're nothing but a hope always ready to go
You sold your soul for a little dote
And I can not understand how we could be friends
Let go of my hand, this is where it ends
2x: So you say that you in love, in love with me
But know that I lie to me
2x: My dream girl is gone now and the story goes on
So, what can I do with my life wïthout you?
3SE - Vorbe care dor
doar iluzii,
doar iluzi,
doar iluzii
la noapte am sa plec caci nu mi e usor
cand simt iara patu rece si gol
si grasul tau ca un ecou
o noua zi
tu n ai sa stii
privesc spre cer
si ntreb dc
n au nici un rost
regretele
iar ma indrept spre nicaieri
reflen
vorbe, vorbe care tot mai dor
vorbe spuse prea usor
diminetile tarzii
vorbe, vorbe care tot mai dor
vorbe spuse prea usor
mai poate fi ceva ntre noi?
sunt doar iluzii...
doar iluzii, doar iluzii, doar iluzii
la noapte am sa plec
mi e greu,dar incerc
vreau din mintea mea cumva sa sterg
vorbe n care nu mai cred
in fiinta mea
e o lupta grea
sa nu privesc in urma mea
si bratele larg le am deschis
ma las purtat de vant prin noapte...
reflen x 2
doar iluzi,
doar iluzii
la noapte am sa plec caci nu mi e usor
cand simt iara patu rece si gol
si grasul tau ca un ecou
o noua zi
tu n ai sa stii
privesc spre cer
si ntreb dc
n au nici un rost
regretele
iar ma indrept spre nicaieri
reflen
vorbe, vorbe care tot mai dor
vorbe spuse prea usor
diminetile tarzii
vorbe, vorbe care tot mai dor
vorbe spuse prea usor
mai poate fi ceva ntre noi?
sunt doar iluzii...
doar iluzii, doar iluzii, doar iluzii
la noapte am sa plec
mi e greu,dar incerc
vreau din mintea mea cumva sa sterg
vorbe n care nu mai cred
in fiinta mea
e o lupta grea
sa nu privesc in urma mea
si bratele larg le am deschis
ma las purtat de vant prin noapte...
reflen x 2
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Taxi - Dragostea ca o pereche de pantofi
I. E cat se poate de normal
Ma uit la tine cum iti mai arunci niste pantofi
Pentru ca s-au rupt si sunt foarte vechi
Nu-ti mai trebuie, n-ai ce sa faci cu ei
E cat se poate de normal
Doar n-ai sa mergi toata viata cu aceeasi pereche de pantofi
N-o sa porti aceeasi poseta sau aceiasi cercei ...
Dar daca nu-ti mai trebuie dragostea mea ...
Daca nu mai ai ce sa faci cu ea ... n-o arunca asa
Mai bine aseaz-o undeva
Aseaz-o intr-un loc cu multa lume ... pe o strada aglomerata
Sau intr-o sala de cinema
Poate o gaseste cineva si-are nevoie de ea ...
Aseaz-o undeva, aseaz-o undeva ... daca nu-ti mai trebuie dragostea mea ...
Aseaz-o undeva, aseaz-o undeva ... daca nu-ti mai trebuie ...
II. E cat se poate de normal sa se-adune foarte multe chestii
De care nu mai ai nevoie
Te lovesti de ele prin casa..si le-arunci pe toate intr-o zi ...
Ma gandesc c-asa se-ntampla si cu dragostea mea
Te impiedici prin casa de ea
Si te gandesti intr-una ca n-are nici un rost s-o mai tii
Dar daca nu-ti mai trebuie dragostea mea ...
Daca nu mai ai ce sa faci cu ea ... n-o arunca asa
Mai bine aseaz-o undeva
Aseaz-o intr-un loc cu multa lume ... pe o strada aglomerata
Sau intr-o sala de cinema
Poate o gaseste cineva si-are nevoie de ea ...
Aseaz-o undeva, aseaz-o undeva ... daca nu-ti mai trebuie dragostea mea ...
Aseaz-o undeva, aseaz-o undeva ... daca nu-ti mai trebuie ...
III. Si nu te gandi ca daca o s-o lasi pe strada
O sa dea o masina peste ea
Ar fï spectaculos ... dar nu sunt eu atat de norocos ...
Dar daca nu-ti mai trebuie dragostea mea..
Daca nu mai ai ce sa faci cu ea ... n-o arunca asa
Mai bine aseaz-o undeva
Aseaz-o intr-un loc cu multa lume ... pe o strada aglomerata
Sau intr-o sala de cinema
Poate o gaseste cineva si-are nevoie de ea ...
Aseaz-o undeva, aseaz-o undeva ...
Aseaz-o undeva, aseaz-o undeva ...
daca nu-ti mai trebuie dragostea mea ...
Aseaz-o undeva, aseaz-o undeva ...
Aseaz-o undeva, aseaz-o undeva ...
daca nu-ti mai trebuie ...
daca nu-ti mai trebuie ...
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Adele - Someone like you
I heard that you're settled down,
That you found a girl and you're married now,
I heard that your dreams came true,
Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you,
Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light,
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited,
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it,
I had hoped you'd see my face,
And that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over,
Nevermind, I'll find someone like you,
I wish nothing but the best for you, too,
Don't forget me, I beg,
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead,"
Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead, yeah,
You know how the time flies,
Only yesterday was the time of our lives,
We were born and raised in a summer haze,
Bound by the surprise of our glory days,
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited,
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it,
I had hoped you'd see my face,
And that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over,
Nevermind, I'll find someone like you,
I wish nothing but the best for you, too,
Don't forget me, I beg,
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead,"
Nothing compares,
No worries or cares,
Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made,
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?
Nevermind, I'll find someone like you,
I wish nothing but the best for you,
Don't forget me, I beg,
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead,"
Nevermind, I'll find someone like you,
I wish nothing but the best for you, too,
Don't forget me, I beg,
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead,"
Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead.
That you found a girl and you're married now,
I heard that your dreams came true,
Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you,
Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light,
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited,
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it,
I had hoped you'd see my face,
And that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over,
Nevermind, I'll find someone like you,
I wish nothing but the best for you, too,
Don't forget me, I beg,
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead,"
Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead, yeah,
You know how the time flies,
Only yesterday was the time of our lives,
We were born and raised in a summer haze,
Bound by the surprise of our glory days,
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited,
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it,
I had hoped you'd see my face,
And that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over,
Nevermind, I'll find someone like you,
I wish nothing but the best for you, too,
Don't forget me, I beg,
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead,"
Nothing compares,
No worries or cares,
Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made,
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?
Nevermind, I'll find someone like you,
I wish nothing but the best for you,
Don't forget me, I beg,
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead,"
Nevermind, I'll find someone like you,
I wish nothing but the best for you, too,
Don't forget me, I beg,
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead,"
Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Simple Plan - Welcome to my life
Am sa incep de acum ... sa postez in fiecare zi, versurile unei piese sau a maxim 2. Care sa se potriveasca respectivei zile. HAVE FUN WHIT!
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
No one ever lied straight to your face
No one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
Never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my lïfe
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Aberatii, plictiseala, MIMA!
Sa definesc ziua de azi ... Aberatie!
Prin urmare, am sa aberez acum ... cat voi putea si am sa scriu tot ce-mi trece prin minte fie ca voi fi sau nu coerenta.
De ce??? Pai ... uite asa!
Azi ... am avut un examen ... ehh si ce daca?! Totul a mers ca uns: Am aberat total!!! Am fost si pe subiect, ca sa zic asa, dar si pe langa. Ce mi-a venit in minte, aia am scris!
Restul zilei? Incercam sa facem fata traficului intens, caldurii si mirosurilor nedorite din mijloacele de transport in comun si pe langa asta, tinem piept prietenilor care au secrete fata de noi si care iti dau senzatia ca esti singur pe lume.
Stai retras intr-un colt, nu zici nimic ... Nu te intreaba nimeni ce ai patit sau pur si simplu sa te integreze. Incepi sa nu te mai comporti la fel ca la inceput cu cei din jur ... Iti spun sigur ca nu se inatampla nimic. TOTUL E BINE! Sau ... poate ca nu... Dar ce conteaza???!!!
Noi sa fim fericiti
Prin urmare, am sa aberez acum ... cat voi putea si am sa scriu tot ce-mi trece prin minte fie ca voi fi sau nu coerenta.
De ce??? Pai ... uite asa!
Azi ... am avut un examen ... ehh si ce daca?! Totul a mers ca uns: Am aberat total!!! Am fost si pe subiect, ca sa zic asa, dar si pe langa. Ce mi-a venit in minte, aia am scris!
Restul zilei? Incercam sa facem fata traficului intens, caldurii si mirosurilor nedorite din mijloacele de transport in comun si pe langa asta, tinem piept prietenilor care au secrete fata de noi si care iti dau senzatia ca esti singur pe lume.
Stai retras intr-un colt, nu zici nimic ... Nu te intreaba nimeni ce ai patit sau pur si simplu sa te integreze. Incepi sa nu te mai comporti la fel ca la inceput cu cei din jur ... Iti spun sigur ca nu se inatampla nimic. TOTUL E BINE! Sau ... poate ca nu... Dar ce conteaza???!!!
Noi sa fim fericiti
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